Pietro x Reader Fish Micro Oneshot

Pietro x Reader Fish Micro Oneshot

A/N: this happens in the world after Wolverine travels back to the past, where the mutants had been accepted, Pietro and Wanda go to Xavier’s academy (and by the way, Erik and Raven haven’t left )

 Professor Xavier: “Class, this is (Y/n), behave”

You sit in one of the many empty desks

Pietro: “Pssssssh”

You ignore him

Pietro: “Pssssssh”

You keep ignoring him. He appears in the desk in front yours

Pietro: “I said pssssh, are you deaf?”

You: “How?”; you turn to look at his previous desk and Wanda looks  at you; “Have you teleported?”

Pietro: “I’ll say if you tell what you are”

You: “A human being? A girl?”

Pietro: “Jajajaja, no, silly, I meant your mutation”

You: “I’m a mermaid”

He looks at your legs

Pietro: “Don’t have tail”

You: “I know”

Pietro: “Also, you don’t have scales… You get the tail if you get wet?”

In a blur he appears holding a glass of water and throws it to you

You: “ARE YOU CRAZY!!??”

Pietro: “There’s no tail”

You: “That’s because I’M NOT that kind of mermaid, dork! I’m like the mythological ones! I charm people with my voice and they have to obey me”

Pietro: “So, you are not a fish?”

You: “Do I look like a fish?”

Pietro opens his mouth to respond but you stop him and add: “Think before talk”

Pietro: “Super speed”

You: “What?”

Pietro: “My mutation, I can move at high speed in a matter of milliseconds and stuff, I'm fast, very fast”

You: “In bed too?”

In the background you hear Wanda laughing at his brother

Pietro recomposes from your comment

Pietro: “Want to find out?”

You (using your powers): “Sugar, I'm out of your league, but if you want to try, start bringing me a towel”

FIN