Mission haircut Bucky x Reader Oneshot

A/N: this story can be located after the oneshot “Who the hell is Jefferson?”, but there’s no need to read that one before, because this one is NOT a continuation.


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It’s been six months since you and Bucky became a couple or as Tony liked to call you both, “Mr. & Ms. Frosty”.

Sunday evening, you were in the kitchen of the apartment you shared with Bucky, eating ice-cream because you were bored. Then Bucky appeared, and while he headed to the fridge to grab something, you were questioning yourself why did he let his hair grow so much, maybe he wanted to look like Thor?; you were kicked back to reality when Bucky spoke.

“Hey (y/n), what are you doing?”, he asked getting a hold of a beer.

“I’m bored, so I’m eating. And I’m eating ‘cause I’m bored”, you answered tucking a scoop of ice-cream in your mouth, after that, you added; “Freezing brain, guuuuuuuuuh!!”, placing your hands in your forehead.

“Pffft, (y/n) you’re such a child”, he said mocking you.

“Heyyyy”, you said after your brain’s temperature was normal, “And you’re an old man but I don’t go reminding you every time, only to Steve aaaand because is so funny seeing him pout”, you grinned at the idea of Steve pouting.

“See, you are a kid”, he said getting closer to you, “and that make you awfully adorable”, and pecked you on the nose and you couldn't help but giggled.

“Well, I was thinking that if you’re not busy, and as I can see you’re not, well, eh… Would you help me cut my hair?”, he asked you puppy’s eyes style.

“Yeah!!, go to the bathroom, I’m going to put this in the fridge and get the tools”, you told him, and when he was leaving and couldn’t see you, you said to yourself; “Finally…”.

“Did you say something?”, he turned lifting an eyebrow.

“Eh… Love ya?”, and winked at him. He left the kitchen shaking his head to the sides.

And here we are, Bucky seated in front of you, and you holding the scissors and the razor, turning this one on and off all the time.

“So what hairstyle do you want?, like a billiard ball or like a bowling ball?, you joked.

Bucky turned at your joke to answer you, but his head meet the razor, that at that moment was on.

You went pale, he went pale, as both of you saw his hair fall to the ground. You had not made him a bald spot miraculously, but that had no apparent solution.

“OH my God!!! I’m sorry, I’m so sorry, Buckyyyy I’m sorry!!”, you started to cry, while he was looking at his reflection in the mirror.

You were a sea of tears and he was whiter than the snow.

Suddenly Bucky grabbed his shirt and left the bathroom, you crying non-stop.

Still in the bathroom you flipped your phone and dialled Natasha’s number.

“Hello, (y/n)?”, she answered.

“Naaaaaaaaat”, you said sobbing.

“(Y/n)??? What wrong?? What happened??”, she asked you worried.

“Please help meeee”, was all you could say before starting to cry again.


~~~~ Time skip offered by the time it got Natasha to get to your flat ~~~~


“Natasha please, tell me you can mend this”, you begged pointing at Bucky head.

“Holly shit, Buck, what the hell happened”, se asked with a funny look of surprise that was making Bucky mad.

“It’s my fault, the razor was on, I said something stupid and he…he….. And he turned!!”, and you started crying once more, “Please, Nat fix it!!”.

“Sorry but I don’t think I can fix that”, she said pointing at Bucky with both hands, “But I know someone that can”, she said smiling deviously.

And so she went and dialled a number and when the call went through she only said, “(y/n)’s apartment….razor….come asap”, and hung up and turned smiling to both of you, “Help is coming”.


~~~~ Time skip offered by the time it got the “help” to reach your flat ~~~~


Your doorbell rang, and you opened the door to find Clint with a big pack; he greeted you and entered, grabbed Bucky by the arm and led him to the bathroom.

After an hour and more, Clint finally came out and Nat and you turned to see how it ended.

“It was hard, but he survived”, he said, “He’s taking a shower now”.

You let a sight of relieve leave your body and thanked him. So the two assassins left your apartment, leaving you in the living room waiting for Bucky to finish his shower.

When the bathroom door finally opened, you turned to find a shirtless Bucky drying his head with a towel; “Are you mad at me? You asked cautiously.

“Maybe”, he said taking the towel off of his head, and finally you saw his new hairstyle, it was the same as the one he had in his old days but a bit shorter to mend your mistake.

“Will you forgive me if I tell you how handsome you look?

“Maybe”, he said doubtfully but mostly joking

“Ok… And if I promise you that I will never cut your hair?”

“Mmmmmh, maybe”

“And if I tell you how much I love you?”

“Let me think…..”

“Oh come on!! Stop being a dick!!, Forgive meeee”, you complained like a child

“Ok, only if you give me a kiss”, he told you smirking, knowing that he had won.

“I can do that”, and you got up of the couch, got on your toes and peeked him, “Forgiven?”, you asked with puppy eyes.

“No”, and he grabbed you by the waist and pulled you closer to him, and he started to kiss you sweetly and later more passionately until you couldn't breath anymore, then he parted away, foreheads touching and said “Now, yes”.

The End.















~~~~~~~~ Extended End ~~~~~~~~

You were sitting in the sofa, between Bucky legs, and he was hugging you by the waist, giving you light kisses from the ear to the shoulder.

Suddenly, a wild idea crossed your mind and you took your phone and started to write like crazy.

“What are you doing?”, Bucky asked with his lips still pressed on your skin

“Writing to Tony”, you answered giggling

“Why?, he asked giving you more kisses

“Because I’m pretty damn sure that Tony would love this info about Clint”, you answered enjoying it like a child

“Kiiiiiid”, he mocked you

“Shut up, you love meeeee” you grinned at him.













~~~~~~~~ Bonus~~~~~~~~  
Next Day


Both of you were in the conference room been as lovely as ever, when Tony entered the room.

“Ewwww, gross!!” he said making faces, “Leave that for when you are at home”, he added.

“Shut up Stark”, said Bucky grinning a bit

“Oh my… Frosty, is that really you?, Tony asked perplexed

“Isn’t he the handsomest?”, you said looking at Bucky and passing your hand through his hair.

(y/n), you offend me, we all know that I’m the handsomest!! But I will acknowledge you, Frosty”, he said sitting in his usual place.

A few minute later Clint and Natasha entered the room and Tony turned to talk to them.

“Natasha-”; “What do you want??”, she interrupted him; “ I just wanted to tell you how glamorous you have you hair today, any secret you want to tell us??”

“Stark, I don’t get you”, she said coldly

“Of course you don’t, the expert in hair here is Clint”, he said smiling

“Where did you get that info”, asked Clint, clearly mad

“The Brolliance have ears everywhere my friend”, Tony said as if that was a fact.

“Five seconds”, Clint said taking his bow

“Stark, run”, Natasha said

And so he did, and so Clint went after him.

“So who told Tony”, Natasha asked with her arms crossed

You looked at Bucky and then at Natasha and raised your hand, “But you can’t blame me!! If you guys treat me like a child, I will behave like one!!” and started laughing when you saw Tony in his armour with some arrows stuck in his ass, less to say that that scene left Bucky and Natasha speechless.